doctor doctor, give me the news.

Web M.D. symptom checker is such a bitch. 

Possible conditions for my intense inner ear pain:

   +Inner Ear Infection

   +Swimmer’s Ear

   +Sinusitis

   +Brain Aneurysm

   +Brain Tumor

   +Shingles

I come from half of a family of hypochondriacs, and half that won’t go to the doctor unless something has fallen off from their body.  WebMD has the amazing ability to bring out both of those characteristics in me at the same time, resulting in what you think would be normal - trust me, it isn’t.