I see you are looking for a Jesus. May I suggest this excellent impersonator?

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Photo cred goes to Sir Nicholas.

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Photo cred goes to Sir Nicholas.
Gregory and the Hawk - Boats and Birds
Leave me your stardust to remember you by.

A picture of the Martha Washington theatre in Ypsilanti on display at the Lydia Mendelssohn theatre in Ann Arbor. What is actually tragic about this photo: the building still exists, but instead of theatre it houses a Dejá Vu, an especially icky one…
One time I went to Fantastic Sam’s with an ex-boyfriend for the obvious reasons. The lady that cut his hair asked about his sister (me). I think this makes that gross misjudgment a bit more acceptable in my mind, at least.
Also - If your pictures with your siblings look like this, get a hobby, you oedipal freak.
Whatever You Like by Anya Marina
originally by T.I.
(posted by thisisstefanie)
I think it might be love that I am experiencing right now…

Dear Internet:
I need some assistance.I can’t decide which color of these fantastic boots to purchase. Any suggestions?

Dear giant orange, Thank you for being on my desk this morning. Love, Sara
I can’t take this facebook status chain mail any more. It’s getting ridiculous.
I don’t care what color your bra is.
I don’t care about cancer.
I don’t care about your religion and the 3% percent of your fellow proselytizers that will repost your proclamation of Jesus.
I don’t care that it’s “you as a little kid” profile picture week.
I DON’T…wait for it…wait for it…CARE.
What happened to the days of facebook being a college networking tool? I want those days back.
I couldn’t agree more. I thought we left the “If you don’t do this, everyone you know will die” state-of-mind back in the 90’s, when the internet was new. Hasn’t anyone gotten the memo that just because the internet is a giant network of people doesn’t mean that it is a giant network of people that give a shit about your morals, convictions or ideals. That is what volunteering is for, not the internet, so do something that actually makes a difference if you care so much about Jesus, or cancer, or soldiers. If you want to have an effect it takes a little more effort than copying and pasting a few capitalized words.
Also—Thanks Nick for starting my rampage.
I’m going to eat so much next week. So much.